The water gushes around me for a wink
My blood rushes to the brain for a wink
The cold shivers my bones for a wink
My feet paddle in line with my fingers for a wink
The wind blows my fringes away for a wink
My lips moisten the dryness of my skin for a wink
I can see her smiling
on the other side of this river
for a wink
Lolly
A incident that took place yesterday really gets me laughing, everytime I think about it. Well here I was, walking towards the MRT in a rather serious mood. As I was passing this 10 Minute Haircut saloon, there were a number of ladies distributing pamphlets advertising their hair-cutting services. While passing by, one of the ladies sticks out a pamphlet at me. I look at her quizzically for a moment. Then she slowly looks up and sees that I have no hair on top; she bursts out laughing. She also retracts the pamphlet which she was about to give to me.
I swear this was the funniest situation I have ever been in, right out of a Charlie Chaplin movie.
Machee
I had almost lost faith in the power of democracy when this happened. Sweden has recently legalised looking up ladies skirts.
Read the article below for more details
By MARK MILLER
ADDING to its reputation as the most sexually liberal nation in the world, Sweden has just legalized looking up ladies' skirts!
In a nearly unanimous vote in the Swedish Parliament, the motion was carried 332 to 17. To celebrate the new law, the Parliament's second floor was replaced with a see-through glass floor, and women were invited to stand on the floor, wearing their loosest, widest skirts, with or without underwear. Men were invited to bring their cameras, stand on the floor below and look up.
"I was fully aroused for the next three weeks," gushes male viewer, Tor Lundgren, 24.
The women standing above the men were no less enthusiastic. "It was even more exciting than I'd imagined," reveals Christina Schollin, 32. "I chose to wear no underwear, and, well, I just felt this electric thrill run through me as the men stared up at me. I may just leave my underwear home from now on."
Lutheran minister Gunnar Bjoernstrand, 40, has made peace with the new law. "It was just a question of time before it became legalized. And, really, something harmless like this should not be a crime. Sex and the body are beautiful, natural things.
"When we appreciate and adore the body by looking up ladies' skirts, we are, to a certain degree, giving thanks to the creations of God, who after all made us in His image."
Machee
I hear the river, the river calls for me
All these years,the river froze for me
And the river never belonged to me
Yet,its only me who crossed it not too long ago
To find a heart, only to lose a feeling
A feeling so pure, A feeling I ignored
A feeling that can cure, the pain I abhorred
Now,the feeling is back and it feels so unreal
all those days of numbness seem to disappear
my senses have gained clarity
and my thoughts have separated the parity
and I am anxious and nervous
Like ever before,and yet never before
I'm watching my step, I'm watching myself
with hope in my heart and no dope in my mind
I am ready to cross the river again,
cos' the river now belongs to me.
The river that calls for me.
Lolly